My family is special.

I've always known my family isn't like everyone else's.

Christmas Eve 2008
We are gathered around playing White Elephant. We are told to get a gift for no more than $10 and it could be a gag gift. We saw a couple $5 Target gift certificates, a candle, a stuffed animal that was also a back massager, a stuffed penis with a happy face stitched on to it...

My mom was the one that ended up opening that one. She laughed, was a little embarrassed holding it in front of my grandpa and then Violet decided it was the best present. Ever.

One Week Later
I am getting ready for work and I have Ava in her chair in the bathroom with me. I glance down at her and see she has Violet's new favorite toy in her lap. Ummm, how did Ava get that??? Turns out Violet is such a sweet big sister that she shares her toys. All of them.

So there it is, full circle. My family exchanges stuffed penis toys, my dog loves stuffed penis toys and my infant daughter is seen with stuffed penis toy in her lap.

Are we going to jail?