Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Cankle, Party of 1?

Many pregnant women complain they can't wear their wedding rings or favorite shoes while pregnant due to the joys of swelling. I felt lucky once again as I seemed to have escaped another common pregnancy symptom.

Cue 108F and I will now answer to 'Cankles' or 'Sausage Fingers'. WTF??

I can't get my wedding rings off where just a day ago they spun freely and my cankle nightmare is a reality.

Cankle (noun)
A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".


2 comments:

Brian Cook said...

Oh Pickle Love, in my eyes you are perfect, no matter what your ankles are doing :)

Table for 2...

Elaine said...

Oh, your husband is the best! And you're a hottie at every size.